Fanny Crosby wrote these great words in 1873. I wrote a new melody and gave it an islands vibe. Fun Fact: I wrote the melody while standing on the end of my dock when we lived on Sand Lake. The sun was shining, the breeze was breezing and all the best sounds and smells of the lake were in the air. I was getting ready to take my family swimming. It was a good day.
Blessed Assurance
General Care:
Wash gently with a counterclockwise motion so the product doesn't tear.
If the product tears, it is unreturnable, leprachaun, or no leprachaun.
Hang on line to dry.
Special Care:
In the event the product causes an unexplanable yearning for being on the water, walk to the end of the nearest dock and hold a boombox above your head a la John Cusack in Say Anything and sing along with the product ever so loudly. Trust me, it helps.
Also, boats.
The return policy on this product it strict:
Find and hug three people who will accept a hug from you without pressing charges.
Eat exactly one half of a bag of popcorn flavored jelly bellies.
Call your mom to tell her you love her
Bake cookies for your garbage man.
At this point a small leprechaun should appear. If you can catch him, he can accept the return. If you can't then you have to pay three times the purchase amount and keep the product.
